Also, I was about 15 when this happened. Besides the fact that I probably shouldn't have been making out with an 18-year-old when I was 15, am I expected to have a good answer for "why"?
me (referring to online pic of (now bald) ex-boyfriend with his new baby): I used to make out with that guy.
me: Dunno, seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Because he was nice to me.
- Because 90210 was a repeat and I was bored.
- Because it was Tuesday.
I don't understand why my reasons aren't good enough for him. He's hard to please, my husband...
Joe: Why did you walk into that post?
me: Because it was there.
Joe: You didn't see it?
me: My eyes were closed.
Joe: While you're walking down the street?
me: The sun is bright.
Joe: Why did you use paprika instead of cinnamon on the toast?
me: Because it was dark.
Joe: Why didn't you turn the light on?
me: I'm conserving electricity like you're always talking about.