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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Guest Entry

Good morning!

Our long-haired human is home sick so I'm taking over her blog today. Bwahahaha... The things that happen while she sleeps, she'll never know.

Like last night, I hopped up on the counter and helped myself to some leftover beef stew. It was good but could've used a little salt. And a side of salmon.

The other human, the tall one, he left a few hours ago. It's been cold outside so I made sure to rub my tail all over his black pants before he left. That should keep him warm wherever he's going.

It's nice when our humans are home sick because they don't make a lot of noise but they bribe us to behave. Usually when the one with long hair is home alone she chases us around with that vacuum-monster but not today! As an added bonus, every time I claw the carpet on the stairs, she shakes my treat bag to reward me for a job well done. I don't want to be too greedy though so I always wait at least 5 minutes before I give my encore performance.

Rusty's busy chasing his tail like a complete moron. Seriously, does he not realize that thing's attached? Sometimes he catches it and then he looks even stupider because he doesn't know what to do with it. It's so hard on me, being the smart and beautiful one. He's not even taking advantage of computer time!

It seems the human has fallen asleep. She's snoring a bit and drooling. Sounds gross but when she's awake, she honks like a duck so this is preferable. I think I'll take this opportunity to spy out the window on the squirrels in the backyard. They don't really have any right to be there, mocking me from outside. Some day I'll get out there and show them who's boss. If only I could work that doorknob.

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angi_b72 said...

that is great!! you are soooo creative!

Deb said...

oh tonya, you are quite the evil genius. please tell your long haired human to get better soon.

Sarah said...

Way to phone it in.
Seriously, Tonya, I expect more from you.

Juliet Colors said...

You are quite the clever kitty, Tonya. If you ever figure out that doorknob (now that's a scary thought!), my kitty Bear-Bear would love to know the secret. He's been working on it for years, but has made no progress.

cw2smom said...

Are you related to my cat? I think so...you were seperated at birth, right? LOL!! GAWD, I hate cat hair!!! You wouldn't be rubbing on my leg!!! Arrrrgggh!!

A. said...

Tonya, you really are the smart & beautiful one! Please tell your long-haired human that I hope she feels better soon!
And go warm her feet! Or better yet, send Rusty!

Rosemarie said...

Oh my gosh - that was so cute!

You visited my blog about a week ago when I wasn't feeling well - thanks so much for commenting. It really made my day! Sorry it took me so long to get back to you - I am just starting to feel better.

I read your post about your fake paper and that was hysterical! Oh my gosh - if your teacher only knew!

Ryan Ashley Scott@Optimistic Cynicism said...

Dear Tonya: Yes, it is difficult being a smart, beautiful cat in the presence of male idiocy. I feel your pain. Aaah, at least I can work the doorknob and escape. Keep working on it.

Kristin said...

Tonya wish I cat a cat like you. My animals are all so illiterate.

Rusty said...

You are in SO much trouble, Tonya. I'm totally going to look in your direction and swat my tail when the people ask who was on the counter again.

KiKi said...

Hi Tonya. My long haired owner was sick too. When she slept, I took the perfect opportunity to sleep on the warm spot on her neck. Oh, and i licked butter off the counter. I'm good like that. Hey, *someone* had to do the cleaning. Your friend, Bela

blognut said...

Naughty kitty!

Mim said...

very funny

Tiffany said...

hope the human feels better soon.

kimber p said...

Tonya is purring contentedly on the arm of a chair, knowing she just won over a bunch of humans with her evil genius and typing talent. She's counting on the fact that we'll all be sending her the expensive brand of salmon treats you can only buy from the pet boutiques in New York City...

Bravo Kitty..Bravo.

Call Me Cate said...

Thanks for all the good thoughts. I really felt like I was getting better but I woke up with almost no voice today. My coworkers are probably thrilled because I'm even more quiet than usual. But I'm at work so no treats for the bad kitties!

ella said...

Hey cat! Get off the friggin counter and make that girl some chicken soup. Stat!

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