Say What You Mean Mondays - actual quotes from actual people. People who often have at least one foot in their mouth.
Time for another edition of Say What You Mean Monday. This time, more words from me but under the influence of anesthesia during various tests, surgeries, etc.
"Where are my implants? Couldn't you just give me breast implants while you were in there?" - "In there"? They had removed my wisdom teeth.
"I want a cheeseburger. Get me a cheeseburger. We have to stop for a cheeseburger!!!" - Also after wisdom teeth.
"Are you ok? Cate, are you ok? Cate, wake up!" - Joe's words, after I passed out and bonked my head.
"Where are my implants? I wanted implants!" - At least this was somewhat related to the procedure (breast lump removal).
"What did the doctor say? What did he say about allergies? Did the doctor come by? I really thought the doctor would talk to us." - I tend to repeat myself in these situations. I asked poor Joe about the doctor at least a dozen times until he finally refused to answer me until later that night.
"I'm not even saying anything stupid this time! Aren't you proud? I'm not even talking about implants or cheeseburgers!"