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Thursday, April 02, 2009
It's been an odd month around here. Lots of open windows and even an open door. Normally I get yelled at when I sneak out that door to help the short-haired human cook my fishes on the firebox. But suddenly the door is left open and the humans don't mind us joining them on the "porch". Let me just tell you, I don't know what a porch is exactly but it has a lot of interesting sounds and smells. I totally approve.
Also, sometimes when the humans are out on that porch, I'm able to hop up on the kitchen counter to see if they've left me any good snacks. I found some spinach leaves once, which I love. Then long-haired human found the same leaves again later that night where I puked spinach on the stairs. Awesome.
If anyone cares, Rusty's been enjoying the sunshine, either on the porch or on the dining room floor where he likes to sleep in the bright spots. One day I caught him trying to lick the sunshine off the floor. Moron. He makes the rest of us look so stupid. But maybe he had the last laugh because later that night he puked rainbows. Yeah, the rainbows looked a lot like the ribbon from a gift bag but still. Only Rusty would barf rainbows.
Besides hurling, we also spent some time shedding our winter coats and then hiding from the vacuum monster. Never fear, as soon as the vacuum monster returned upstairs, we made sure to recover the carpet in our fluffy goodness.
Speaking of hiding, the short-haired human packed one of those special bags in the closet and didn't come back home that night, leaving long-haired human alone. I made sure to keep her company by singing her lullabyes all night. Then the next morning, she was running around to leave for that place she goes and I did her a big favor by hiding under the bed in the guest room. This way, I wasn't in the way for her to trip over and it saves her time if I don't rub against her black pants. She wasn't impressed though and dug me out, quite impatient with me. There's no making these humans happy!
This month is my birthday month, by the way. I'm fully expecting a surprise party and all the tuna I can eat. Please be sure not to disappoint me - the consequences won't be pretty for anyone involved.