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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Freakus eatmyfaceus

Joe is in the shower, I am putting on my makeup at the sink.
me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! OMGABUG!!!
Joe: What kind of bug?
me: The really big scary poisonous kind that kills people!
Joe: Really?
me: Is there any other kind?

It's like he doesn't know me at all.

21 comments:

Rebecca Jo said...

I hate those kind :)

Sass said...

I just cringed for you. Yuck.

C. Beth said...

I love it! Yeah, I can see why you wouldn't have liked my spider pic yesterday.

Captain Dumbass said...

All bugs should be a certain size (small) and never get bigger than that. They should all be cute like butterflies or ladybugs.

Bridget Marie said...

LMAO!!!!
HAha!
AGREED!
There is no other kind!

blognut said...

You KNOW I'm with you on this, right?

:)

andy said...

@ least you weren't the one in the shower and joe was screaming about bugs.

that would've ruined my whole "image of joe" thing-y i've got going on.

the dog eats bugs if you point them out to him. makes up for the rare occasion he feels the need to shit on my floor.

andy

tabithablogs said...

Haha! Okay, the fact that my fiance's name is also Joe makes this post HILARIOUS because that dialogue is pretty much exactly the sort of thing that happens between us, too. Love it!

Grand Pooba said...

Ha! I love you!

The Wife O Riley said...

Sounds like Matt and I only he's the one screaming over a spider and I have to get out of the shower to kill it. I guess I can't blame him, he's currently on a round of antibiotics for a brown recluse spider bite.

Isabella said...

BAHAHAHA! Definitely a conversation that would occur in our household. :)

Call Me Cate said...

You're all laughing WITH me and not AT me, right?

I've always been the "OMG BUG/MOUSE/SPIDER/BABY/SHADOW" person in this relationship. Poor Joe.

mo.stoneskin said...

Did you know that trapped inside every bug is a fallen angel? That's why bugs look so angry, they're fed up of all the angry mutterings.

Snarky A. said...

Really, there is no other kind.

Comedy Goddess said...

It wasn't one of those silver fish, was it?

Because then I would be freaking out right now too! And I'm not even in your house.

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

I hope he got it for you. Nasty things.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, is it legal to keep a Praying Mantis as a pet? They would help you with your bugs! Only problem is, their nests are kind weird...they look like, er...sorry...a scrotum.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Hmmmm...seems as though a lot of people had run-ins with monsters last night/yesterday. And by "a lot" I mean "me and two others".

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

I can tell it's summer. So many bloggy friends are having run-ins with creepy crawley's. Glad you survived! [giggle] :o)

Tori_z said...

LOL!

Call Me Cate said...

Glad to know you've all got my back. Sorta.