Acid reflUx, not acid reflEx. My reflex right now? Punch you in the face.
It's scape goat, not escape goat. You blame it, not run away on it.
Nutrition vs attrition: Nutrition involves the nourishment we receive from our food. Attrition is when we don't backfill a position once someone is fired or resigns/retires/dies. If we're losing employees due to nutrition, we're going to see a big increase in our insurance premiums.
Thank you for your patients. Patience is what we want people to have when it takes awhile for us to fix their printer. Patients are what we want to have if we are employed as doctors.
Also, please be on the lookout for gruntled employees. And next time you screw up, you are going to be reprimanned. No, not reprimanded. Reprimanned.
My job may not always carry a heavy workload but I like to think my salary reflects a decent amount of hazard pay.