Apparently our entire neighborhood is evacuating. Abandoning ship. Running for cover.
I could be concerned that we missed a memo. I could take it personally (especially since one is right next door and the other is next door to them). Instead, I shall rejoice.
I like having the 'hood to ourselves. The house directly next door has been empty for a couple of months now. They come back to mow once a week and workers come and go all day working on floors or bloodstain removal or something. They were never troublesome anyways.
But the best news EVER is that the neighbor next to them? This guy. That's right folks, it appears Angry Neighbor is on the move. I'm thinking of sending him a going away gift by toilet papering his lawn or something.
(Actually, the BEST news may be that Totally Hot Running Shirtless Neighbor is going nowhere.)
Plus, I'm fairly certain that someone awesome will move into one of these houses. I'll take them a welcome basket of fresh from the
Or maybe one of you would like to be my new neighbor. We can party on my deck, you can complain when I don't mow my lawn, and you can take care of my cats when I'm away. Yes, awesome plan. Any takers?