SomeMonkey: oh noTo which I say - Oh YEAH?!?!
there's a baby announcement in here
me: uh oh
you had a baby!?!?!?
someone wanted to give you one??!?!
SomeMonkey: hell to the no
why didn't you send me a gift for my baby?!?!
me: i kept waiting for you to acknowledge it
SomeMonkey: had i SEEN it, i wouldn't have sent a gift
me: not even for MY baby?
wow, you are SO not my BFF anymore
a) you're not having a baby at the moment, crack head
b) you are not the one who sent this
Because really I didn't have much of a comeback. Damn.