Life has been exciting around here lately. We've been allowed out on the porch quite a bit. It's like being outside only still somehow contained. I can smell the tasty grass I long to eat but I can't quite get to it.
Also, there are new sofas for me to sleep on. It was nice of the humans to buy them for me but then they filled them with all these stupid pillows. I'm a very
Speaking of puke, Rusty and I had a barf-a-thon on Tuesday night. It was awesome. Occasionally, we work together on our evil plans. As soon as long-haired human turned off the lights and settled into her Recliner of Death, Rusty puked up some crunchies. Really, it was weak. Long-haired human took care of the mess and went back to sleep. Three hours later, I did my Exorcist impression and tossed my cookies all over the carpet runner in the hallway. Long-haired human had to get back up and try to clean up the mess. I'm such an over-acheiver though that she decided to just toss the carpet out on the porch and deal with it later.
Perhaps our humans have had enough of us because I hear they're going away again for the weekend. I'm already cooking up some great ideas for surprises I can create for their return!