Feel free to add your own nominees in the comments. I'm sure there's no shortage of deserving recipients.
You were one of the few co-workers I didn't have total disdain for. You were always professional and I appreciated that.
Until today, when I received an interoffice envelope from you. It was a promotional flyer for Curves. And here is how it made me feel:
- Thank you for calling me a fatass. I'm well aware but I'm so glad you noticed.
- So angry - Curves is one of about a dozen businesses I actively boycott. Happy to have that all brought to mind.
Stick to writing purchase orders,
Dear Jon Gosselin,
That dress the girls talked you into wearing during dress-up at the beginning of the season is the least of things you should be embarrassed by. Who knew it was possible to make the public root for Kate and her rooster-do?
I kinda think you both fail in various ways, as do we all
You could always pawn those ridiculous earrings if you need cash,