- My tummy has been upset for two days and the last thing it wants is hot dogs.
- My tummy has been fat for a year and the last thing it needs is hot dogs.
- I have horrid reflux and all you can offer me is hot dogs and beans?
- I don't like any of you and I don't want to socialize.
- Every time I leave my desk, you all want to ask me for free tech advice. This is not how I want to spend my lunch hour.
- That's how much you appreciate me? You equate the value of my services to a free hot dog? I am SO filet mignon.
- It's cold and dreary.
- Did I mention the only food option is hot dogs?
Plus, I have blogging to do. Priorities!