Thanks to our drugs your manhood will shine again. Really, is THAT what men want? Shiny? Or is that maybe what they think women want? I guess that makes sense if they watch all of those shampoo commercials about shiny hair.
I'd like to introduce you to my sister. No thanks, I've already got my own to deal with.
Your car in trouble. I hope not, that sounds expensive. And I only took it in for an oil change!
Fight the high prices of designer watches. Now THERE's a noble cause. Since we've already taken care of AIDS, homelessness, starvation and malaria, this seems like the only cause left. Just tell me where to make my tax-deductible donation.
Yo. Yo yourself!
Excuse me for bothering. Oh, how I can relate to this one.