This is not my favorite hallmarkday so I'm going to keep it brief.
To those wonderful mothers out there, I hope you have a lovely day and feel very appreciated.
To those of you who have great mothers, don't take that for granted. Not everyone does.
For those who want to be mothers, I hope your dreams come true, one way or another.
For those of you with difficult mother-situations, know that you are not alone. So knock back some tequila and celebrate yourself. Because once you drink enough tequila and you're upside-down on the floor, you'll realize that "mom" upside down is "wow". And that's awesome.