Note: This is not my friend's actual photo - I took this from a free stock photo site.
Every set of wedding photos I see lately has a photo like this. (Also, every jumping shot always has that one person who jumps awkwardly STRAIGHT up like a plank and just looks kinda dumb.) I suppose they are jumping for joy.
Umm, what? When's the last time *you* jumped for joy? Because I don't think I ever have. Sure, I've Snoopy-danced for joy. I've been known to eeeeeeeee for joy. It's possible I've even fist-pumped for joy.
This leads me to conclude that they must be jumping for other reasons.
Photographer: Jump, girls! Or those fancy dresses you're never going to wear again anyways are going to catch on FIRE!!!
Or maybe psycho killer rats! You can always tell psycho killer rats from regular rats based on the glowing.
Surely there must be a more logical reason for all that jumping...
Ahh, yes. My friend had her wedding during Shark Week. That explains everything.
P.S. To my photographer friends - any idea what this is all about? Also, I still think you do awesome work. Just don't ever ask me to jump. Because it's entirely possible that I may tell you to go jump.