My Memoir Writing class wraps up this week. One of our assignments over the last ten weeks was to eavesdrop on conversations in public, then rewrite them. Below are some of the things I overheard in public over the past weekend.
OH: (on the bike path) Suuuuuuuuuuuper slow passing on your left!
OH: (at the grocery store) I'm not trying to be difficult. I just want you to read my mind and tell me what I want to hear!
OH: (at the home improvement store) Does the "multiple installation discount" apply to toilets? Even if they're all in separate bathrooms?
What, they still count as "overheard" if I'm the one that said them, right?