I tweeted the following:
Let's do this - you ask me some questions, I'll answer them in tomorrow's post. Anything you like. You have 30 minutes.
I answered the two reasonable questions from normal people last Tuesday. Which leaves for today the twenty one questions asked by my "friend" Sarah. She saw my tweet as a challenge and she rose to the occasion. Since I promised (and she seemed fine with me dragging them out a bit), here are my answers to the random questions she came up with.
How many apples can you balance on your forehead at once?
I'm going to guess one. I didn't have any apples handy to try but I was able to balance one cell phone and all the cat hair you can eat on my forehead.
What is the first book you chose to read more than once- not including Dr. Suess. That's too easy.
Probably Anne of Green Gables.
What tv show have you watched the most episodes of?
I watched the entire series of Lost. And all seven or eight seasons of 24. Most recently, I'm up to the middle of Season 6 of How I Met Your Mother, which I only started about two months ago.
If you were trapped on a desert island, and could have any man- other than Joe- there with you, how long before you killed him?
However long it took for him to kill all spiders/creepy crawlies plus about three seconds.
Why are pin cushions shaped like tomatoes with a strawberry? And is it a strawberry or a pepper? There's debate on that, here.
First, it's definitely a strawberry. I'm not as sure on the "why" but I imagine whoever made the first pin cushion had leftover red fabric which is why we got a tomato instead of a lemon or lime.
How would you fill in the blank: "I like my coffee like I like my _____."?
Oxygen. (aka: always available)
What is your secret method for keeping cut flowers alive?
I keep that method secret even from me. My secret is to replace them frequently.
What do monkeys and mammoths have in common?
Both look adorable in little bowties and top hats.
If one of them had to disappear, PBS or NPR?
PBS. Only because I'm currently obsessed with StoryCorps on NPR.
How often do you turn your camera horizontally when doing art photography?
24.7% of the time.
Should leather jackets be pink or teal?
Should shirts have words printed on them?
Not in public.
What's the worst thing (you're going to have to work hard on this one) about not being in an office setting anymore?
I have to pay for my own coffee.
Mechanical or wood?
Mechanical for writing. Wood for drawing/sketching.
What's the best pickup line you've ever used?
Maybe you've been eaten here before.
Kathy Griffin- with or without bangs?
I prefer my Kathy Griffin with Anderson Cooper. Bangs optional.
What kind of accents do accent walls have?
When are rose petals "too much"?
When they turn moldy and start to smell bad.
What is too old for long hair? For dudes, specifically.
I prefer my men with fairly short hair. I'm going to go with thirteen.
When is the last time you were pleased with a candid photo of yourself?
Two years ago.
What's the best time of day to stop drinking?
Probably BEFORE I open myself up to thirty minutes of questions on Twitter.