A couple of days ago, we had the following conversation:
Joe: I scored 2 free tix to JayZ!It's funny how he reads things I've written that are supposed to be funny and never even smiles. But I ask a question like that and get all kinds of laughs!
me: I didn't know you were a fan
Joe: I'm not - but FREE!
me: what will you do with the 2nd ticket?
Joe: some people are selling them
me: oh? you gonna do that?
Joe: no, gave mine away
me: is she hot?
me: I'd like to point out that that's not an answer
Good thing I trust that guy.